Well my friends, Helga has had a good week here in Oregon–and it is time for her to head back home to Laurie in Texas. We are sad to see her go!
And so here is our “Ode to Helga”!
“Plastic Helga on my dash,
help me look both ways so we don’t crash.
Look for cops, pedestrians and yellow lights,
while we drive around and check out some sights.
Grab the wheel while I change the CD,
then hold on tight…
there’s a few more things to see!”
What was Helga up to while she was in Oregon with me? Click below!
- Beaver state welcomes Helga!

- New man in Helga’s life (a.k.a.-Helga’s “in the bag” with Jack!)

- Helga: torn between two lovers!

- Helga has an X-Box marathon while Wendy is away at Pride weekend!

- Helga: The Encore (on the way out the door!)

Thank you Laurie for sharing Helga!
















I know she will miss y’all! After NY I think
she’s going to Florida to be with another friend.
He’s supposed to take her into the mens bathroom
It’s something that he has wanted me to do but I
will not go into a mens room.
Glad y’all enjoyed her.
HUGS!!!!!!
What a cute post and great poem!
Hey Laurie! WOW! NY, FL? She is becoming quite the traveler! I also attempted to fix her scoop with “gorilla glue.” Looks like it is holding strong!
We did enjoy her! 
Can’t wait to see what she thinks of the men’s room!
Thank you Steven!!
looks like helga had a good time with u also! i think its so cool she is getting around from state to state and blog to blog thanx 2 laurie for sharing her with us!
cool blog btw!
Hey Ryan! I had so much fun with Helga! What a riot it is! Loved the cool boat ride you took Helga and all her new friends on!
And Laurie ROCKS for sharing Helga with all of us!
Thank you!