Remember that old song? “Torn between two lovers feelin’ like a fool…”?
Yeh, well, it was one heck of a Friday night for Helga! I don’t know where Jack is at this point, but this is what I found in the kitchen last night… 
…another man in Helga’s life… Jose! Who will win her heart? Who knows… is the way to a woman’s heart through her stomach or through her liver? 
All I know is that I am shaggin’ Helga’s ass from “Margaritaville” this morning (so much for “never drinking again” huh?) and dragging her to Curves with me!
Humor
HA! She deserves a hang over!
HUGS!!
Ah, but has she met the Captain yet? That dashing pirate might just steal her heart.