Although so many are celebrating, as am I, the brand new victory for California gay marriage becoming available and legal, I thought I’d post these funny “reasons” gay marriage is “wrong.”
I found these below here, but have seen them before elsewhere. These are “tongue in cheek” of course… so enjoy! 
1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
LOL, nice.
Heh, heh…good ones! I once read somethjing funny in the Oregonian. A straight couple stated that they felt Gays should be given the right to experience the pain of divorce, just as straight couples do.
So, if I hang around skinny people I will
be skinny again?! WOW!
Dumb hetros.
I really loved reading those.
HUGS!!!!
Poor Homos still looking to justify yourselfs.
so sad.
Thanks for the comments on this little post!
We welcome the good the bad and the ugly! LOL
Peace!
I was laughing the whole way through. Very funny but also thought provoking…..
7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
acording to the points above, gay couples cannot produce children, so they have nobody to raise, so… where gays come from?! moon? mars?)))
Chuckling… good point Alexy! Hmmm… I wonder what the anti-gay group’s answer would be to that one?
lol. i remember Ellen DeGeneres saying
“I was raised around heterosexuals, as all heterosexuals are, that’s where us gay people come from… you heterosexuals.”
HA!!! Great quote! And great way to highlight the fundie’s false reasoning!!