Lesbian Q and A

I found the below funnies at this link. I found myself chuckling out loud at several of these! Some clever folks thought these up.

These are 10 commonly asked questions of lesbians and the answers you’ll rarely hear:

1. What exactly, do two women do together? (Usually asked by a woman)

A. “It takes too long to explain. A lesbian quickie lasts hours. We lay there and discuss politics until we figure it out. But if you like I’ll show you. How about this evening at six? “

2. Which one of you is the man? (Usually asked by a man)

A. We’re lesbian, not confused. Look it up!

3. What do your parents think about it?

A. They weren’t exactly tickled lavender

4. Do you face any discrimination because you’re — “that way”?

A. None. The lesbian movement is a bodily function that involves the expulsion of our reproductive organs

5. Why are you a lesbian?

A. Let me show you a picture of my girlfriend

6. Did anything in your childhood affect your choice?

A. Definitely. There was a cute little redhead in my nursery school that I used to take naps with…

7. Why do you have to tell everyone?

A. I have a P.C. quota to meet

8. Is one of you “butch” and the other “femme”?

A. Yes, but we trade off every time we roll over (Yeah! )

9. Do you plan to have children?

A. We’re trying! (Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean!)

10. But wouldn’t you want your children to be straight?

A. And miss the opportunity to be interrogated by the next generation of psych majors?