I found the below funnies at this link. I found myself chuckling out loud at several of these! Some clever folks thought these up. 
These are 10 commonly asked questions of lesbians and the answers you’ll rarely hear:
1. What exactly, do two women do together? (Usually asked by a woman)
A. “It takes too long to explain. A lesbian quickie lasts hours. We lay there and discuss politics until we figure it out. But if you like I’ll show you. How about this evening at six? “
2. Which one of you is the man? (Usually asked by a man)
A. We’re lesbian, not confused. Look it up!
3. What do your parents think about it?
A. They weren’t exactly tickled lavender
4. Do you face any discrimination because you’re — “that way”?
A. None. The lesbian movement is a bodily function that involves the expulsion of our reproductive organs
5. Why are you a lesbian?
A. Let me show you a picture of my girlfriend
6. Did anything in your childhood affect your choice?
A. Definitely. There was a cute little redhead in my nursery school that I used to take naps with…
7. Why do you have to tell everyone?
A. I have a P.C. quota to meet
8. Is one of you “butch” and the other “femme”?
A. Yes, but we trade off every time we roll over (Yeah!
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9. Do you plan to have children?
A. We’re trying! (Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, know what I mean, know what I mean!)
10. But wouldn’t you want your children to be straight?
A. And miss the opportunity to be interrogated by the next generation of psych majors?
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